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Max Q.
Rockets

"Modern Rocketry for the Modern Trillionaire"  ✦  Est. 2025 A.D.

✦ Departures Daily ✦ Complimentary Gravity Boots ✦ Fuel Surcharges May Apply ✦ Your Galaxy, Our Pleasure
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Exclusive Access
Orbital members only
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Cutting-Edge
Atomic-powered luxury
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The World Is Yours
And several others
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White-Glove
Pre-launch champagne
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Bespoke Journeys
Custom trajectories
Our Premium Flight Packages
Venus Round-Trip Deluxe
Best Seller
Venus Round-Trip Deluxe
The Cloud Suites Experience™ — Departs Pad 7, Cape Atomic

Why summer on the Riviera when you can summer in the stratosphere of Venus? Our flagship round-trip package whisks you aboard the MQ-Sovereign Mk. IV for a breezy eighteen-month sojourn to the Solar System's most misunderstood paradise. Enjoy custom-pressurized cloud suites at 55 km altitude — where the temperature is a delightful 27°C and the sulfuric acid content is kept to a respectable minimum. Package includes pre-launch full-body molecular scan, a complimentary spacesuit tailored by Savile Row's finest vacuum-certified tailor, and an eight-course farewell dinner prepared by Chef Armand (formerly of the Ritz, now orbiting the Moon).

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$4.7T per berth
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Mars Holiday Estate Package
New Route
Mars Holiday Estate Package
Red Planet Prestige™ — Terraformed Enclave, Olympus Mons District

The discerning traveller demands more than a mere vacation — they demand a territorial acquisition. The Mars Holiday Estate Package grants you and up to eleven guests an extended seasonal residence in the Max-Q Olympus Mons Enclave, a fully-pressurised, climate-controlled compound perched at 21 km above the Martian plain. Your private hab-dome features panoramic views of the largest volcano in the Solar System, a zero-gravity cocktail lounge, a putting green (low-grav balls included), and a dedicated butler-droid programmed with the combined hospitality knowledge of every five-star hotel in Earth's history. Transfer aboard the SS Crimson Marquess — our 300-passenger luxury liner with a 14-month cruise itinerary and no less than four ports of call, including a champagne flyby of Phobos.

Package Price
$12.2T per party
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The Grand Orbital Membership
Ultra-Prestige
The Grand Orbital Membership
Unlimited Passages, Permanent Low-Earth Residency™

For the individual who has simply tired of gravity as a concept. The Grand Orbital Membership is Max-Q's most exclusive annual programme — granting you unlimited flights, unlimited destinations, and unlimited access to the Max-Q Orbital Lounge aboard Station Excelsior, permanently stationed at 400 km above whatever continent is currently beneath you. Membership includes a dedicated cabin registered in your name, twenty-four-hour concierge service, a personalised Max-Q flight jacket (atomic age styling, naturally), an annual trajectory consultation with our Chief Navigator, and priority boarding on all inter-planetary routes. Membership roster is capped at 100 souls. Waitlist currently spans two decades; we recommend booking promptly.

Annual Dues
$88.0T / year
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Saturn Ring Promenade
Limited Seats
Saturn Ring Promenade
The Ice & Fire Tour™ — Enceladus Thermal Spa Stopover Included

Nothing says "I have arrived" quite like sipping a perfectly chilled Martini whilst drifting through the rings of Saturn aboard the MQ Aurora, our 40-passenger bespoke exploration yacht. This once-in-a-generation itinerary departs quarterly and takes you on a curated 26-month journey to the Outer Solar System. Glide through Cassini's Division as the rings shimmer in the half-light of a distant Sun. Descend via shuttle to Enceladus for a three-night stay at the Geyser & Stone Thermal Retreat, where our geothermal spa draws heat directly from the moon's active subsurface ocean. The package concludes with a low-altitude Titan flyover — methane lakes from above look rather like the French countryside, the concierge assures us, though we have not independently verified this.

Tour Price
$231.5T per guest
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